"A steampunk novel that hits hard and never lets up!" Bullfinch meets Tarantino in what readers are calling "a thrilling steampunk alternative to the traditional narrative of the Trojan War, jam packed with action and humor!" After his fatal duel with Achilles, Prince Hector of Troy is brought back to life by a rogue adherent of Vulcan. Thrust back into a world he no longer understands, Hector and his geriatric companions must navigate the mystery surrounding his resurrector's death, a sinister plot by Lovecraftian gods from Troy's dark past, and their own alcohol-induced incompetence. All the while, the assembled Greek nations still seek the utter destruction of Troy. Brilliantly conceived and executed, this gloriously irreverent reimagining of the ancient world will send readers on a wild ride through one of the strangest What If? scenarios to hit to the genre in decades.