"What I learned on my 'vacation' to the Brazilian Amazon" by Olivia Mitchell Byers.
-Most things are bitey.
-Jungles don't have room service.
-Dinosaurs are mostly jerks.
-So are headhunters.
-Corruption is universal.
-And they don't speak Spanish here. Who knew?
"Okay, to be fair,"
-The food was great.
-The jungle was absolutely gorgeous.
-You never know where you'll find a new friend.
-People can change.
My arrival triggers the perfect storm of simmering rivalries, vengeful headhunters, and deadly poachers-all while I'm escorting the youngest son of my powerful mentor, Aerin. What could possibly go wrong? What didn't?