With the faint of heart in mind, this seminal work uses minimal content and non-threatening terms to succinctly explore the often tumultuous and frequently revised history of the world's greatest nation. By masking or eliminating anything that could possibly be considered even remotely unpleasant or controversial, this easy-to-read, family-friendly masterpiece promises not to affront anyone, especially those destined to repeat the mistakes of their predecessors. Please note, the majority of the pages in this book are blank. We state this up front so as not to offend.