Three dirty tales will soil your clothes and send you to the cleaners. LIFT PUMP - Gerry has a very big problem. He is gay, afraid of intimacy, and in the closet. His coworkers at the sewage treatment plant find out more about his enormous conundrum after a sewer pump explodes, sending them all to the showers. WEE DOBBIN is a fairy tale set in the streets of Victorian London. Dobbin is a pure collector. Pure is dog poop that was used to cure leather prior to the 20th Century. When Dobbin hears the legend of Queen Rat, a mysterious, lustful ghost in the sewers of London, he cannot imagine he will find out the truth behind the story. DARK AS A DUNGEON follows Shorty McCool through the coal mines and showers of Kentucky. The mine is a lustful lure for the young man whose pure soul grows blacker than coal. Shorty learns of the darkness that lurks in the hearts of men and emerges into the light.