How many times have you said, "I wish I could be a fly on the wall?" Well, now you are with The Untold Stories from a Correctional Officer. Sit back and relax as I present some of the most unbelievable, unimaginable, and bizarre tales to ever escape the prison walls. These narratives are so peculiar, unusual, captivating, and incomprehensible that you may mistake them for works of fiction. Some of the tales will leave you laughing so hard you'll need to wipe your eyes and check your drawers, while others will leave you so enraged you'll want to throw the book down and contact the governor. What you possess is a no-holds-barred, knock-down, drag-out fight between reality and perception. Be WARNED, though, as the tales you read here will have you saying the very words that escape my mouth daily, "You Can't Make This Sh*t Up."