Title: Grassroots Justice
Series: A Frank Peniston Mystery (Book 1)
Author: Frankfort Petersén
Genre: Satirical Action Comedy / Parody Noir / Lawn-Based Espionage
Length: ~35 pages / 7 chapters
Tone: Gritty. Unhinged. Over-fertilized.
When crossing guard-turned-off-the-books vigilante Frank Peniston discovers his neighbor's electric lawn mower has been stolen, he doesn't just mow for justice-he mows for answers.
With a holster full of infinite bullets, a 2005 Chevy Malibu named Madge, and a bloodstream dangerously overloaded with Full Throttle energy drinks, Frank uncovers a deep-rooted conspiracy involving rogue landscapers, mower trafficking, and a plot to overthrow small-town governance-one blade at a time.
Explosions. Monologues. Wildly inappropriate sex. It's all here in this autobiographical thriller Frank insists is "99% true, except for the parts the government redacted.