Welcome to the Rizz Arena

This book will not make you taller. It will not give you abs. And it definitely won't stop you from sending cringey texts at 2:37 a.m.

But it will teach you the difference between Rizz and Brainrot.

Because let's face it - in the digital jungle of texts, crushes, TikToks, and weird cafeteria flirt attempts, you're either dropping smooth lines or accidentally proposing to your crush with a Capri Sun in your hand.

This book is a battle zone where confidence goes toe-to-toe with chaos. Every page throws down a match-up:

• One side is cool, calm, and calculated: RIZZ 😎
• The other is pure internet-fried disaster: BRAINROT 🤪

From awkward pickup lines and DM disasters to flexes so cold they could freeze Wi-Fi - you'll get 30 chapters of absolute mayhem. Some lines are iconic. Others should have stayed in the drafts. It's up to YOU to decide which ones slap, and which ones shatter your soul.

So flip the page. Learn the ways of the Riz. Avoid the rot. And whatever you do...

Don't say "U up?" unless you're absolutely sure.

Let the cringe begin.