This handbook is a selection of primary sources about the intricate metaphysical cosmology where grease serves as the foundational medium for existence, retaining all historical and emotional memory across various realms. Much of the research, led by Stella Ponderosa, focuses on combatting the universal threat of Dryness and forced Attenuation, which causes reality to thin, fragment, and lose coherence. Scholars analyse Sizzle Resonance, the vibrational frequency produced by heating grease, as the sonic signature that maintains narrative flow and safeguards cosmic stability. This framework encompasses practical instructions for Afterlife Cartography, including complex methods for measuring viscous geography, and contains revised biographies of key figures like Glen The Fryer and Wotof Wongip, whose early culinary practices inform modern lubricity science. The texts detail the devastating Attenuation Crisis across dimensions, concluding that preserving lubricity and respecting the residue of history is essential to prevent the cosmos from dissolving into silent entropy.