This book contains poems about snot, slime, burps, farts, warts, worms, earwax, appendixes, and other things polite people pretend don't exist. Inside you'll meet talking germs, thinking warts, musical bottoms, runaway appendixes, and children who really should stop picking their noses. Written by a real doctor (who should probably know better), Oozing Medical and Nonsense Poems for Kids is a laugh-out-loud celebration of bodies, bugs, and all the gloriously disgusting things that make us human. Perfect for curious kids, brave parents, and anyone who enjoys poetry with a bit of ooze. "Packed with laughs, full of fascinating facts, and essential reading for every child, parent and teacher. The one book they won't just read once - they'll read it over and over again." Antony Beilinsohn, LA producer