Four housemates. Lambrini. Copious amounts of white powder. Zero self-respect. What could go wrong?

Join Lena, Ryan, Zeus, and Anna as they embark on a sun-drenched bender through Mallorca. A journey of deep chats, terrible grafting, and enough drama to make a tabloid editor weep.

This is Love Island but with the filter ripped off, the veneers cracked, and a finely sprinkled seasoning of chlamydia to keep things interesting.

If you thought you had already peaked with the worst book you have ever read, think again. You ain't seen nothing yet!

Come on then!

Dive in!

The water's lovely... but you might want to get a jab afterwards.