Norfolk, England, resort of the British Royal Family, home of the Broads, and holiday haven ... or feudal expanse of farms, bungalows and lethal roads. We moved there for work, no other reason, but soon found another challenge - the people. You see, we were incomers and that doesn't sit well with many Norfolkers. This account reflects on our ten years in England's fifth largest county and tells of the experiences we had during that time. I have used humor to soften the pain and have changed names to protect those involved.