Petty Prayers is not a devotional. It is a collection of prayers for people who love God but are still working through some things. Things like grudges. And exes. And the audacity of people who ghost you and then text "hey stranger" as if the Lord isn't watching. Inside you will find supplications no one asked for, repentance no one believes, psalms of vengeance composed with theological accuracy and personal spite, and blessings so backhanded they should come with a warning label. Her Majesty of Ink and Exit Wounds does not claim to be a theologian. She does claim to have God's personal number, though He screens her calls now. She doesn't blame Him.